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You ARE a Paramedic, Aren't You?

You know you're an expert at intubation when ...


  1. You know you’re a paramedic when …the first thing you thought was, “Hey, where did he get a right-handed scope? I gotta get me one of those!”

  2. the sight of an elderly or obese person walking around on a hot day makes you seriously contemplate turning and going the other direction
    Just SEEING an obese person makes your lower back ache

  3. You m ow you are a paramedic when…You are looking for veins and EJs on all friends and family…even new people you just meet!

  4. You know you are a paramedic when, whenever you open your car boot, there’s no more space left inside, since it’s full with 1st Responder’s gear! 🙂

  5. No, but I played a paramedic on t.v.

  6. You get pissed off every time they defibrillate asystole in a movie or show.

  7. Only for two days the other two I’m an ambulance driver!

  8. ….when you think it’s perfectly normal to have a large whisky at 0800hrs.

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